Here is my online photo album!
This is very much a typical picture of me, its your classic 'Humphry Davy Statue' picture taken from my left with the photographer heading up Market Jew St. I'm still not sure if this is my best aspect, in any case i'm certainly 'a looker' and very photogenic. If I recall correctly I think this photo was taken on a Tuesday afternoon.
From the other side of Market Jew St (the co op style photo i like to call them) this particular photo (above) is a favourite of mine, the sun is shining and I am looking bright and cheery. It is certainly a flattering photo, I also look vwe in this piccy
And just to cover all angles....
A picture taken from directly infront of me, with market house directly behind me. Although I cant remmember the particular occasion you can tell i'm thinking about cooking up a nice BBQ down on the beach on this sunny day, and maybe going for a dip in the sea, possibly with nothing more on than a 'mankini' (if that) driving all the women folk wild with excitement
Another shot taken from the 'Co - op' perspective, nice open shot shows the depth of Market House. obviously taken during a quiet time during the post Christmas day period or later in the evening, I don't remmember exactly but it does remind me, heres an education for those wallys that put up all the Christmas decorations and lights all over the exterior of their house in about November, but come mid Christmas their down again! i e Christmas starts on 25th December (although dec's can be put up mid month) but doesnt not end for twelve days (yes thats in January jack ass!) am i blabbering?!
This is a Photo which I took of my good mate, Dave Statue. He was sculpted by Michelangelo. David Statue is proud of his toned body, 'If you've got it, flaunt it' he often tells me, I always reply that 'he hasnt got anything (with regard to his small penis), 'its cold in here' he will always retort, he's like a broken record these days
This is another close friend he is called Benjamin Franklin Statue, I was young and infantile when I took this photo, I burst straight into his bathroom (thats 'restroom' to him) and took the shot of him having a dump. You can see how embarrassed he is in this picture
Venus De Milo my first true love, she broke my heart. For around 2 thousand and 2 hundred odd years old trust me that shes in great shape and is still a stunner, Great shag, shit at hand jobs.
Richard Trevithick Statue and I were once best friends, In a dispute over the love of Venus De Milo we had a falling out. Richard Trevithick Statue was then my nempsis for a great many years, the traitor soon found as I did that Venus De Milo is a slut, although we often speak regularly now, it will be a great many years before we would call ourselves friends again and never to the extent which we were
The Discus thrower is another chum, I dont see much of him these days as we live so far apart but we often speak on the telephone now that we both have skype. He is a nice Statue deep down really but has a bad reputation for not being able to say anything nice about people ( hence his name being taken from 'Diss' and 'Cuss' ) He always carrys a dinner plate aound with him
This is The Thinker he's alway deep in thought, it is said when that when the imodium kicks in he will stop thinking get off the pan and simply walk off into the sunset presuming its a sunny evening
